My mom just deleted one of my posts. Fantastic. Time to re-post it.
My Mom: Why does our computer keep freezing up?
Me: It’s cause the RAM on your computer is low.
My Mom: Get more RAMs for me then.
90% of Christians I Encounter At My School
1) Gay marriage is grody and wrong.
2) Jesus.
One of My Better Rebuttals
After remarking that my Skype name was McDickly at the time, Mark changed it to PurposeFace because he thought it was better.
Me: In my opinion, that’s not nearly as good as the one I have.
Mark: Anything can be “funny” if you add something inappropriate into it.
Me: The same argument applies to your type of humor, ex. ‘Anything can be “funny” if you add extraneous sentence fragments into it.’
I Have Not Posted Anything Substantial On Here and I Recognize This
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An original poem by Jesus
I am but a grain of sand in the vast multi-colored stein of the universe
Speaking completely literally, of course.
Bascially, what I’m trying to say is
I am not a Holocaust survivor.
There was this one time that I read about the Holocaust though.
Did you know ‘Holocaust’ starts with the letter ‘H’?
Yeah, so did I.
I also don’t speak Arabic.
من غول، فتق کشنده در روده دارند.ببینید، در اینجا آن است.آیا این زیبا است؟
Wondering about the above line?
Yeah, that was Persian, not Arabic.
God you’re stupid.
Try to be a little more sensitive, okay?
This is my mother.
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(Reblogged from amazingatheist)
Life is too short to hate everything. That’s why I need to live longer. So I have more time to hate things.
(via amazingatheist)
